3:45 am - Sat, Dec 10, 2011
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I always have a lot of respect for movies that are not afraid to portray masked, artifact-stealing Nazis as bad guys.

1:28 pm - Fri, Dec 2, 2011

Thanks for the free sample, Sephora, but I’m not sure that “sunlight-activated laser lotion” is something I want to put on my face.

8:07 am - Wed, Nov 16, 2011

I am going to a Marine Ball tonight. Any ideas about what I should ask R. Lee Ermey?

5:46 am - Thu, Nov 10, 2011

Today, Australians remember the 10th anniversary of that tragic but mysteriously undocumented event that Americans are always talking about.

9:32 pm - Sun, Nov 6, 2011

When Clarke spoke of advanced tech being indistinguishable from magic, I think he meant clock radios that know when daylight saving ends.

3:42 am - Thu, Nov 3, 2011
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FINALLY, someone has joined my movement: http://t.co/p3Ziyf2h #ows

11:44 pm - Mon, Oct 24, 2011
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You’re going to be in even more debt next month when someone buys a new house with your husband’s stolen identity.
Hey, why not just throw in a description of his mission schedule, too, while you’re at it? 

You’re going to be in even more debt next month when someone buys a new house with your husband’s stolen identity.

Hey, why not just throw in a description of his mission schedule, too, while you’re at it? 

(Source: wearethe99percent)

3:09 am - Mon, Oct 17, 2011

Man, my ‘Occupy Palestine’ protest is sucking as well and I really am not getting the local support I was counting on. #OWS

10:12 pm - Fri, Oct 14, 2011

Man, the ‘Occupy Iraq’ protest I’ve been holding this week really hasn’t been going well.

6:34 am - Thu, Oct 13, 2011

“Can you promise me we will never go back there again?” - friend’s three-year-old as we left Portland, OR.

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