- 8:58 am - Mon, May 13, 2013
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thealvaomega:
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
“Most scientists agree”? What, did they force the world’s scientists to attend a Opinions on Human Clones Conference and have them take a vote? “BUT I’M A BOTANIST!” “SHUT UP TUMBLR NEEDS YOUR OPINION”
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- 10:37 pm - Sun, May 5, 2013
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
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- 8:59 am
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buttbrothers:
“reblog this post of you’re gay or a supporter!”
i scroll past the post without a second thought
suddenly, the gay is torn from me
i am no longer gay
“i should have reblogged that post” i whisper, eyes closing, straight tears falling from my straight heterosexual eyes
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- 7:19 pm
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kathythewriter:
My book sales so far have been described as “disappointing,” you guys. My heart is totally broken. I have thousands of friends/fans across social media and so far less than 100 of you have bought my book. If it doesn’t sell I might not be able to write another one. So I am literally begging you,…
BUYING THIS WOMAN’S BOOK HAS BEEN PROVEN TO REDUCE THE INCIDENCE OF KITTEN BRAIN CANCER
I'm a writer for Cracked and some other places. I am currently working on my first novel, tentatively titled Moby Dick 2: Beach Party USA.
